TOP SECRET!

"Wow, aren't you a curious individual. Trying to access Top Secret information now are we? Unfortunately you're going to need to wait until the information that you're looking for is declassified or...leaked to the citizens at large. Of course you could always try to unravel the mystery yourself, just don't expect it to be easy. We've had private investigators, criminologists and even a few UFO nuts try and so far none have succeeded. Only the Head of the Bureau of REDACTED-er...*COUGH* I suppose what i mean to say is "there are no government secrets here, please go on about your business citizen." But seriously, let me know if you do crack the case. I've been pondering it for ages now."

-Officer Milly Toldsvalle